INTRODUCING THE MAIN CHARACTER ✳

POOPPHIL.

THE TICKER IS$POOPPHIL

A ridiculous idea with an impeccable haircut. Phil has arrived, and the internet may never recover.

100% meme energy. Zero bad hair days.

POOP PHIL in a blond bob haircut, suit and tie, against a blue backdrop FIG. 01 — A VERY SERIOUS PORTRAIT

THE MASTER PLAN / 02

PHIL'S
ROADMAP.

Big hair. Small steps.
An extremely unofficial guide to what comes next.

01

THE ARRIVAL

Meet the
legend.

Phil shows up, fixes his hair, and gives the internet something to talk about.

02

THE GROUP CHAT

Find our
people.

Memes, jokes, and a community with excellent taste in questionable characters.

03

THE SPOTLIGHT

Make some
noise.

Let Phil's face travel farther than his stylist ever thought possible.

04

THE NEXT CHAPTER

Keep it
weird.

New ideas, more laughs, and room for the community to shape Phil's story.

* The roadmap is for the lore, not a promise of returns.

KEEP YOUR EYES ON PHIL / 03

THE LIVE
CHART.

See what $POOPPHIL is up to, straight from Dex Screener.

POOPPHIL / DEXSCREENERLIVE VIEW
THE SCREEN IS READY

Chart coming soon.

Once Phil has a live pair, the Dex Screener chart will appear right here.

Not financial advice. Just a very memorable haircut.